WAKE UP DARA. I'm GOING to TAKE your PICTURE.
"LEAVE ME ALONE."
COME ON. SAY CHEESE.
"WHAT PART OF THE WORD NO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND."
"YOU'RE NOT PAPARAZZI, MOM. NO PICTURES.
TURN THAT CAMERA OFF."
"DID YOU SAY TUNA? YOU HAVE TUNA."
"I'M POSING. TAKE THE PICTURE. NOW FEED ME. I'M HUNGRY."
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